A public service announcement for my D.C. readers: My main man Stephen Baldwin (former star of Threesome, current evangelical proselytizer) is bringing his show of "action sports mayhem, music, and a Gospel message" to the National Mall through Sunday. Just remember, "God made [him] cool so that the youth culture would look up to [him]" so there is no resisting his righteous powers.
Woo-OOO-ooo
"Skateboards are not allowed in the District of Columbia"? Anywhere?
Posted by: Matt Weiner | October 09, 2005 at 08:54 AM
That's ridiculous. I'd have to go out and buy one on general principle.
Posted by: Becks | October 10, 2005 at 12:22 AM
Never mind. Stevie B hasn't been doing his homework again.
Posted by: Matt Weiner | October 10, 2005 at 12:57 AM
These are hard-core guys who live an edgy lifestyle, but they’re doing it all for Jesus.
Like when I was a whore in Vegas. For Jesus.
This is the best excuse ever.
Posted by: Matt F | October 11, 2005 at 10:42 AM